Are Egyptian Protesters Seeking To Replace Morsi With Karl Sanders?
We all know that many Egyptians are violently protesting the recent power grab by President Morsi, but what many of us do not know is that there is an undercurrent of support for a man named Karl Sanders to replace him. A group of Egyptians not only want to enthrone Sanders, they want to grant him the title of Pharaoh. He of course would not be the first Pharaoh Sanders (note free jazz legend and slightly misspelled Pharoah Sanders), but he’d be the first to lead a sovereign nation. Sanders leadership experience shows that he was once a Colonel in the Great Chicken War of 1953 and more recently has been the head of American death metal band Nile. He also spent many hours one weekend in the 1980′s learning to walk like an Egyptian. We’ll have more on this story after we plant black seeds of vengeance among the catacombs of Nephren-Ka…
