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Cannibal Corpse Rests 4 Of Its 5 Starters At A Show In Miami

November 30, 2012

Cannibal Corpse Rests starters

Citing the rigorous nature of an 82 date tour, death metal band Cannibal Corpse rested four of its five members at a show in Miami Thursday night. According to the band manager, the band members aren’t as young as they once were and had to be preserved for the end of the tour and the post tour shows. The band benched George Fisher, Pat O’ Brien, Alex Webster, and Paul Mazurkiewicz leaving only guitarist Rob Barrett to take the stage.  Although he played very competitively and almost won the night, the band is still expecting ‘substantial sanctions’ to be handed down from the Commissioner of the Grand Death Metal Council. The band stands by its decision though and looks to be fresh for it’s next show in Hialeah. We’ll have more on this subject after we peel Rajon Rondo off of  Kris Kardashian.

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