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Barack Obama Wins 2012 Presidential Election

October 31, 2012

By a wider margin than even the most hardened Democrat imagined, Barack Obama secured a second term Tuesday night in the 2012 United States Presidential Election. Winning the popular vote by a margin of 54% to 46%, the President connected with people that didn’t seem to want four years from a chameleon candidate that changed his views as often as I change my socks (roughly once every two weeks). So now we can put all of the nonsense to rest and finally no more political ads. Dewey defeats Truman! Dewey Defeats Truman!! We’ll have more on this story after we drop Nostradamus back off at his house… (Maybe by 2016 we’ll be ready as a nation to embrace real change and elect Gary Johnson)

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  1. pat massrey permalink

    This is really scary. A good halloween trick but not much of a treat.

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