God Adds To Punishment For Bountygate, Sends Isaac To New Orleans
If you think Roger Goodell was rough on the city of New Orleans when he punished the Saints for ‘Bountygate’, you haven’t seen anything yet. A higher power has spoken, and folks, I think God is pissed. Sean Payton having to sit out a year is one thing but a hurricane REALLY sends a message that such actions will not be tolerated. Hurricane Isaac should be delivering the wrath of God to the Crawdad City within 36 to 48 hours. Had this happened last season, it may not have been as effective with the Carl Nicks led offensive line standing on the shore to prevent the hurricane from cutting through. However, with no Nicks, Isaac should have a relatively easy path. About 10,000 of the city’s residents and Governor Bobby Jindal have gathered today at the Eyehategod Theological Institute to plan procedures for combating the wind and drenching rains, but we’ll know in the next couple days how they fared. We’ll have more on this story after we laugh at all of the weathermen pretending as though they are getting blown all over the place…
