Mississippi Man Sues God Over Bad Tattoo
Gosh Brantwood, a 23 year old man from Southaven, Mississippi has filed a lawsuit against God in his local county court. Now, while you take a minute to let that sink in, here is his reasoning. According to young Gosh (his given name), he blames God for “creating a universe in which people can be so malicious and deceitful when giving tattoos.” Mr. Brantwood went into Slim Joe’s Tattoos in July looking to get a tattoo that was the Asian representation of his nickname: “Possum Fucker.” In his own words, what he ended up with was a tattoo with a Chinese symbol meaning “Zen meditation or some pussy ass shit like that.” Brantwood hopes to win enough money to get the tattoo removed and to buy a reasonable truck. We’ll have more ON this story after speaking to the moron IN this story.
The actual symbol for “Possum Fucker” is:
lol…. wow.. just wow.
It’s spelled, Southaven … Just for the record.
Enough is spelled with an E. Just saying.
Ayla, Morrigan, thanks for bringing these grammar faux paseseses to our attention. Our Chief Editor and Chief Predator have both been fired over this. Granted, they have children and need the income, but hell, if they can’t do their jobs correctly, who needs ‘em? Much obliged.
this….cant be true…can it?
I would say this is fake, since I don’t know a redneck out there who could use the worlds malicious and deceitful in one sentence
The comments are almost as funny as the article itself. Thank the golden statues there is someone out there reporting REAL NEWS!