Mississippi Man Sues God Over Bad Tattoo
Gosh Brantwood, a 23 year old man from Southaven, Mississippi has filed a lawsuit against God in his local county court. Now, while you take a minute to let that sink in, here is his reasoning. According to young Gosh (his given name), he blames God for “creating a universe in which people can be so malicious and deceitful when giving tattoos.” Mr. Brantwood went into Slim Joe’s Tattoos in July looking to get a tattoo that was the Asian representation of his nickname: “Possum Fucker.” In his own words, what he ended up with was a tattoo with a Chinese symbol meaning “Zen meditation or some pussy ass shit like that.” Brantwood hopes to win enough money to get the tattoo removed and to buy a reasonable truck. We’ll have more ON this story after speaking to the moron IN this story.