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Florida Governor Eludes Questions About His Heavy Metal Past

August 7, 2012

 

       While playing host to the Republican National Convention this year may have it’s perks, there is one part of Florida Governor Rick Scott’s past that might cast a negative light on him. Governor Scott still refuses to address allegations that in the 1980′s he played bass for a small time thrash metal band called Victimyzer. The band’s only known recorded work was 1985′s demo EP “Force Of Extinction.” According to sources, he refuses to validate that era of his life giving only the statement “We all do dumb things when we are young. It was a stupid phase and isn’t relevant at all. I also played Duck Duck Goose when I was a kid.”

       Da Nile… a river in Egypt? We’ll have more on this story after we stop laughing like second graders about the word ‘ASS’ being in Tallahassee.

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4 Comments
  1. anon permalink

    source?

  2. Ashton permalink

    Yeah, gonna call BS on this unless you can provide source.

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