North Korean Media: North Korea Thrashes U.S. In Men’s Basketball
According to the highly reputable North Korean State Media Outlet, today is a day of national celebration. As expected, the North Korean men beat the United States in basketball 112 – 68. This also on the day that North Korea grabbed a commanding lead in the overall medal count with it’s 98th gold. That came when they took all three medals in powerlifting, and two of three medals in boxing. North Korea expects to see the Americans again for the gold medal basketball game, but it is believed that LeBron James, Kevin Durant, and Kobe Bryant will once again prove no match.