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Did Dying Fetus Purposely Ripoff The Isley Brothers?
A certain song from Dying Fetus’ new album “Reign Supreme” is suddenly getting a lot of attention, but for all the wrong reasons. According to Comparative Music Studies technicians in Bartow, Florida, it would appear that the song “From Womb To Waste” is a 99.5% carbon copy of the Isley Brothers’ 1966 classic “Baby Don’t You Do It.” Researcher Evan Blount said “Whereas the Dying Fetus song is clearly played louder, if you match the notes, chord progressions, and other variables, it is basically the same song.” When asked why a band called Dying Fetus might take from a song called “Baby Don’t You Do It”, Blount’s reply was “Perhaps it is a subliminal statement supporting abortion and the entire left wing agenda, not to exclude global warming. It’s not a stretch to imagine that with albums in the past called “Killing on Adrenaline” and “Stop At Nothing” that the band is comprised of clearly very focused extreme liberals who push the Obama agenda. Also, you have to factor in that Satan probably wrote half of the lyrics when they were having a seance.”
We here at Universe Number Five have never heard allegations of Satanism, plagiarism, or liberalism levied at Dying Fetus before, but if the Mayans were right, this is indeed a year for strange things. We’ll have more on this story after we are done pissing in the mainstream…
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