Lemmy Kilmister: I Was Nearly Aborted
Most everyone knows that Lemmy Kilmister was born on Christmas Eve in 1945, but what most have no clue of is that he was actually born seven months early. Currently the only human on record to have survived a gestation period of only 8 weeks, the tale of his birth is the thing legends are made of. Not even Jesus Christ, Samuel L. Jackson or the Tooth Fairy could’ve survived such a scenario. In a candid interview with the London Rock Tribune, Lemmy is quoted as saying “Me mum tried to have me aborted. I was only an 8 week old zygote but I wasn’t having any of that. When the bloody needle came toward me, I took the fucking thing and snapped it into pieces. Then, I decided to break the hell out of that place. No way was I gonna let her win the day.” The fact that he came into the world at 6’5″ and 200 pounds really baffled scientists in England for at least a few hours, but then suddenly it was tea time, thus they forgot and moved onto something else. If there is one lesson to be learned from all of this… don’t fuck with Lemmy. At 66, he is still twice as badass as the bravest among you.
OMG…..too freakin’ funny!! Ever hear the tale about two of Motorheads roadies/ security running a wannabe thug into a telephone pole? Wish I could dind the story if it’s not an urban legend.
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The man himself