“Debby Drowns Florida” Starring Mr. Oofus…
(Sometimes it takes a celebrity to give us a better understanding of the nature of reality, or in this case, the reality of nature. The world’s foremost expert on water, one Mr. Oofus of “Surfin’ M.O.D.” fame, seems to be the only logical person to offer credible and realistic commentary to the low-grade devastation wrought on the state of Florida by Tropical Storm Debby”)
“Walking down the street, with a sweater on.
Lime green pants.
Hush puppies he’s walking on.
Nothing escapes him.
Everything in sight.
If there’s something wrong, he’s gonna make it right.
Hey that’s me.
Keep my beach clean, tidey up.
Inspector Oofus on patrol.
Lower that radio to a respectable volume.
Be courteous to others.