Romney Taps Into The Brutal
After communicating with one of his prime consultants, one Johnny Ringo, Mitt Romney learns that he must secure some death metal. Even though we at Universe Number Five believe that Gary Johnson owns most of the catalog from the band Incantation, we had to hail Mitt Romney for at least this level of pandering.
(All kudos go to Strategic Campaign Development Consultant Johnny fucking Ringo)
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