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Anthrax Is The First To Write An Anthem To The New Mosh Style

June 11, 2012

 

Remember the late 80′s and all those great songs paying homage to moshing? You had Anthrax’s “Caught In The Mosh”, Exodus’ “Toxic Waltz”, Breathe’s “Hands To Heaven”, and DRI’s “Thrashard” just to name a few. Well, the first band to publicly write a song about the new ‘Duck Duck Goose’ trend happening in thrash metal pits is none other than Anthrax. They aren’t writing a new song, just reworking a classic, but it no doubt will turn… and bang… lots of heads….

It started back in grade school
Some cool kid on a swing
Found that making people dash
Was easier than it seemed
He made them sit in a circle
… And tapped them on their heads
But when he got to the slow kid
This is what he said…

Racing’s my life
Chasing’s no crime
Everyone else was duck
But “GOOSE” you are stuck!

Someone should’ve said
DUCK DUCK GOOSE!
Emagnikufesin!
DUCK DUCK GOOSE!!!
Tap your head with my open fist
30 feet from the safety spot
But when you slipped and fell
You went to Middle Hell
DUCK DUCK GOOSE!
Nice Fuckin’ Life!

 

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4 Comments
  1. This is awesome… love it, love it, love it… Listening to NFL while reading these lyrics… sweet!

  2. Jill permalink

    Pure genius. And leagues above “I’m the Man”.

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