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Top 10 Metal Stories Of The Last Three Months (One Isn’t Metal-Related, Celebrating 150,000 Hits At U.N.F.)

April 20, 2012

It happened just like that! Now to most of you Bloggers, 150,000 hits is no big deal and just another day at the Office, but here at Universe Number Five, it was a five year goal. So, when it happened just shy of three months, we decided to throw a huge office party. Thanks to everyone who has read this stuff, and especially thanks to Keith at Tyranny of Tradition. Without his inspiration, there would’ve been no third rate version of ‘Tyranny’ called Universe Number Five. Thanks for continuing to set the bar super high, bro!We are celebrating by posting the top 10 stories in the world of heavy metal since our inception almost three months ago. We’ll have more on this story as soon as we find a real journalist. Na-metal-ste!
Newt Gingrich Rally In Las Vegas Interrupted By Local Grindcore Band 91,428
Saints Name Kirk Windstein As Interim Head Coach 13,789
The Secret To Jeremy Lin’s Success: Thrash Metal 3,118
Florida Man Violates Dress Code, Causes Death Metal Show To End Before It Begins 1,884
Metal Legends Possessed Read To Children At Minnesota Library 1,773
Thrash Band Members Attacked For Renouncing Their Former Straightedge Lifestyle By A Juggalo In A Hippo Costume 1,739
Former TV Actor Files Lawsuit Against Death Metal Band Gorefest 1,708
Buccaneers Very Close To Deal With Brock Lesnar As D-Line Coach? 1,696
Metal Band Atheist Nominated For Country Music Award Due To Computer Error 1,301
The Wiggles Guitarist Murray Cook Began His Music Career In Australian Black Metal Band 1,017
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4 Comments
  1. Johnny Ringo permalink

    i started in december and only have 2,878 hits…thanks for gloating, dick.

  2. Congrats, dude! I started years ago and only have 8 hits, one being my mom.

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