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Top 10 Metal Stories Of The Last Three Months (One Isn’t Metal-Related, Celebrating 150,000 Hits At U.N.F.)
April 20, 2012
| It happened just like that! Now to most of you Bloggers, 150,000 hits is no big deal and just another day at the Office, but here at Universe Number Five, it was a five year goal. So, when it happened just shy of three months, we decided to throw a huge office party. Thanks to everyone who has read this stuff, and especially thanks to Keith at Tyranny of Tradition. Without his inspiration, there would’ve been no third rate version of ‘Tyranny’ called Universe Number Five. Thanks for continuing to set the bar super high, bro!We are celebrating by posting the top 10 stories in the world of heavy metal since our inception almost three months ago. We’ll have more on this story as soon as we find a real journalist. Na-metal-ste! | ||
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| Newt Gingrich Rally In Las Vegas Interrupted By Local Grindcore Band | 91,428 | |
| Saints Name Kirk Windstein As Interim Head Coach | 13,789 | |
| The Secret To Jeremy Lin’s Success: Thrash Metal | 3,118 | |
| Florida Man Violates Dress Code, Causes Death Metal Show To End Before It Begins | 1,884 | |
| Metal Legends Possessed Read To Children At Minnesota Library | 1,773 | |
| Thrash Band Members Attacked For Renouncing Their Former Straightedge Lifestyle By A Juggalo In A Hippo Costume | 1,739 | |
| Former TV Actor Files Lawsuit Against Death Metal Band Gorefest | 1,708 | |
| Buccaneers Very Close To Deal With Brock Lesnar As D-Line Coach? | 1,696 | |
| Metal Band Atheist Nominated For Country Music Award Due To Computer Error | 1,301 | |
| The Wiggles Guitarist Murray Cook Began His Music Career In Australian Black Metal Band | 1,017 |
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i started in december and only have 2,878 hits…thanks for gloating, dick.
That’s Richard to you, mistah! LOL.
Congrats, dude! I started years ago and only have 8 hits, one being my mom.
But your mom counts easily as 80,000 hits.