Machine Head To Finally Address Fans About The Big Rumor
The band Machine Head will be holding a quick press conference this Saturday in Oakland, California to address the big rumor. Led by Robb Flynn, the group will finally give a straight answer to the question that people have been asking for a few months now since the rumor began. Many a metalhead will be awaiting confirmation on what has been floating through the grapevine since at least early February. Although the band has been completely mum regarding the issue, at least half of the population have assumed it to be true while another half seem to think ‘there is no way in hell’. There is also yet another half who don’t care one way or another, they just want Vio-Lence to permanently reform and create “Eternal Nightmare 2.0″ (We at Universe Number Five are among this latter third half). One thing is for certain, once it is finally put out there, the metal world will sigh and deal with it, one way or another. We’ll have more on this after we tell a thousand more lies a thousand more times.
3 halves make 1.5, you can’t have 3 halves. jus’sayin’
No… you are incorrect… on some planes of existence, there have been up to seven halves located.