ICP And Juggalos Endorse Romney After Win In Michigan?

       After Romney’s win in Michigan last night, we can now report that they have apparently scored another vital endorsement. Following Kid Rock’s support, reports are surfacing that the Insane Clown Posse will be out feverishly rallying people, and Juggalos, to get out and vote for Mitt Romney. The group is said to be in the studio today cutting five tracks to support the cause. All Juggalos are encouraged to buy the album, which no doubt they will anyway, as they tend to buy everything with the ICP stamp on it. Songs like “Sippin’ Faygo With Mitt”, “Mitt The Knife”, “Mitt The Hoople”, and “Romney’s Ninja Nedden Attack On The Rollercoaster Of Jesterville” will no doubt be emanating from every self-respecting Juggalo’s whip (vehicle, allegedly) this summer. This voting campaign is reminiscent of MTV’s “Rock The Vote” rallying cries from the past, before, of course the network dissolved into a parade of societal failure based on false drama reality shows. Resident UNF Juggalo Pete “Crampy Sauce” DeJesus has already stated “I am fully on board. Wicked Clowns in the White House 2012. We gon’ own dat bitch. Romney is the Jugga-pimp!”. Google translate failed to give us an adequate respresentation of what he was trying to say. We do, however, anticipate an extra Gathering event this year in light of these events…

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