The Hardest and Deffest Black Metal/Hip-Hop Crossover Band Ever…Again
(Another blast from my past)
Yo, it’s your boy Eituk Abbath and I’m back to pimp out my new project from Deflike Silence Records (No Trend – No Mosh – No Suckaz – No Perpetrators) called “Straight Outta Oslo”. Faster than you can say “Please Hellhammer, don’t hurt him”, I’ll be spinnin’ yo brain with my new hit singles:
“Ihsahn In The Mehbran”
“Watain Clan Ain’t Nothin’ To Fuck Wit”
“In The Eastsiiiide Crips”
“Slam Dunkelheit”
“Lay Down Yur Soul To Da God Kurtis Blow”
“De Mysteriis Dom Bitches”
“Ablazin’ Da Northern Joint”
“Boyz In The Woods…”
“Into The Crib Of Ray-Ray”
“It Takes Legion From Marduk To Hold Us Back”
“Yo Varg, Stop Black Metal-On-Black Metal Crime”
“Fear Of A Black Metal Planet”
“Me So Horna”
“I Ain’t Sayin’ She A Golddigga (She Ain’t Listenin’ To Borknagar)”
“Shame On A Nergal”
“Bring The Norse”
“Da Loss And Kurse Ov Reverend Run”
“S.T.R.E.A.M. (Sa-Tan Rules Everything Around Me)”
“Fenriz Just Don’t Understand”
“Naglfar With Attitude”
“Ice Ice Dale”
…and many more. Great music for yo punk ass to buck up and do a drive-by arson on yo local church! As you can see, South Central, Scandinavia finally has a voice at the World Metal Council. We bringin’ a new breed of evil funk. ”In League with Ice Cube” is bound to win a Grammy. Act now and send yo’ money to the main hustler Eituk Abbath. Only 15 bucks. Guaranteed to rip you off. We are having so much of a rebel extravanganza that we won’t even ship you the damn CD. Operators are NOT standing by…
”I Ain’t Sayin’ She A Golddigga (She Ain’t Listenin’ To Borknagar)” Still the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
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There are other crossover bands out there, Eituck. The Norwegians should quit with the black metal centrism, to be fair. The all girl group, the A-Rap-A-Hos, out of Colorado have been banging their hip hop/prog death metal heads for almost two decades with verve and vigor. Just sayin”.
Really??? Nice! Sounds like something to check out!
Why!!!????
Check out The Somber-Mane…. track is called “Into infinite puberty”…
This fucking rules!!!!!!!
Limp Bizkit 10 times worse?